Prompted by the Squall’s Dead post, Wadoobie and I were discussing some of the characters and finer points in Final Fantasy VIII. Being that Dragon Age: Origins is one of our favorite games, we started comparing some of the features – let’s face it, we were talking about FF8’s lack of perving – and we stumbled upon an odd similarity involving two characters.
Make that multiple odd similarities.
Including being annoying, having face tattoos, being short, having blonde hair, orphans, names that start with ‘Z-E’…
We’re about 90% sure these guys are related. It’s kinda hard not to see the resemblance once you realize it. Just visualize with us for a minute:
Both of these slightly annoying, less than wonderful characters were orphaned. Zell was later adopted by dear Ma Dincht, while Zevran was plucked up by the Antivan Crows, a warm and fuzzy group of assassins. Coincidence? I think not. They share features, such as the blonde hair and face tattoo – and their tattoos are on the same side of their face. This also points to some sort of shared blood. Even their names are similar, starting with the same two letters.
You may be thinking, ‘This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! Zell is human while Zevran is an elf. How can they be related?’
While that is a valid point, I would like to again highlight the fact that both characters are orphans. Therefore, we don’t really know what lies in their past. Perhaps Zevran and Zell are cousins, and their grandparents are humans, and one rebellious daughter decided to get freaky with an elf. Or, perhaps Zevran is Zell’s grandpa? With all the love children Zevran most likely created, it’s certainly possible. Maybe we just don’t know that Zell has a little bit o’ elf in him.
And the last bit of obvious evidence…? How about the fact that they both like hot dogs? One literally, and one a little more…figuratively?
Don’t groan. You know you think it’s hilarious.
Final Fantasy VIII (FF8) happens to be another one of my favorite games of all time. FF8 was my first introduction into the world of role playing games, and boy was that a wonderful experience. I know a lot of people have issues with FF8, that it tends to be very controversial, and well, I’d like to throw an extra wrench in it.
I stumbled upon a theory and possible interpretation of FF8 the other day, and at first when reading through it, I was furious. The idea is that Squall, the main character, essentially dies at the end of the first disc, when Sorceress Edea stabs him with the ice shard. What happens from then on is basically ‘life-flashing-before-your-eyes’, except with a twist. Instead of seeing what he’d already done, Squall sees the neat closure to the adventure and story they started in the beginning. Essentially, everything from Disc 2 on is all just a dream.
Again, when I first saw this link, I wanted to scream. I wanted to kick the computer. I wanted to pound on the keyboard and yell that it wasn’t true.
But the further I read, the more I started to see how it was plausible, if not necessarily likable.
It’s true that once out of Disc 1, the twists and surprises start rolling in. And, strangely enough, a lot of these twists connect the characters together. All the main characters, minus Rinoa, all grew up together. The Guardian Forces cause memory loss, which is why no one remembers each other. Edea is married to Headmaster Cid. Etc, Etc. It almost seems…too neat. Too tidy.
Even if I prefer the neat and tidy wrapping up of the story, with all characters happy, I have to admit that this theory made me think. Made me wonder. Is it possible…that everything was just a dream?
Check out the site and theory for yourself at SquallsDead.com. What do you think? Does the theory hold up?