Every now and then you come across a nice pick up line in a video game. While most are trite and contrived, every now and then you find a real gem. Take for instance my man Oghren. When he meets up with his special lady friend he gracefully uses the line “Are you a baker? ‘Cause you got a sodding nice set of buns.” Doesn’t quite have a sense of eloquence about it, however it gets the job done. It conveys the appropriate message, it adds a bit of humor, and it’s even rather complimentary once you get past the totally uncouth manner in which it was stated.
Oghren really has a way with words. That lil’ “sword polisher” really can make me laugh.
Other times you find a great one liner. Something you read and have to think about later and wonder if you really did in fact see that.
Well, now it’s your turn to show us what you got. Share with us your favorite in game one liners and pick up lines. Either fire an e-mail off to PolishTheConsole@GMail.com, hit us up on twitter @ConsolePolisher or just use the comment section below.